Epic Icon Narratives Part 4

TWILIGHT SHOWS HER WAR FACE  Context

Let me see yer war face private!
Arrrrrgh!
Angrier!
Raaaaargh!
LOUDER!

JOHN-
-CEEEENAAAAAA!



SPYRO IS TEMPTED BY THE DARK SIDE Click for Context

Join the dark side, we've got beer!
Hmm....sounds good....but do you have pizza and weed?
......
Didn't think so!
Darnit! So close!


PLAYING FAVORITES IS A MAJOR LIABILITY Click for Context

What better subject to practice mask shading on than my all-time favorite dragon?!

Hmmph...I thought I was his favorite dragon!
Pffft! Bitch, I've been around for over 20 years. You ain't even been around for 5!
So how's the whole Skylanders thing working for ya?
What did you say, you little bastard?!
....
You wanna know what Skylanders did to me?!
...I take it back...
Bend over. I'ma show ya what it did!
Oh shit! I'm so sorry....I didn't mean to-
YAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAWEEEEEE!!!!

*20 minutes later*

Any more questions?
Nope...I'm good...


HOW CELESTIA'S CAKE ADDICTION REALLY STARTED Click for Context

How come she didn't have to do timeout on the moon like me?!
Excuse me, but she wasn't the one who shot me out of the sky and caused my cake addiction!
Don't try to pin your eating disorder on me, sister! Discord left those pot brownies in the fridge, not me!
No Luna. Those were Starswirl's brownies, for his aching joints. Don't drag me into this, sweetheart!
How was I supposed to know those were pot brownies?! It's not like they were labeled or anything!
I suppose you could ask before taking somepony else's cake....like the rest of us civilized ponies!
Seriously tho...we always ask you before taking a slice of cake out of the fridge!
That does it...I'm getting my own personal fridge!


SPIKE'S NEW ROOM COMES WITH BENEFITS! Click for Context

I can't believe I got my own room, just so Twilight and Celestia can do their thing!
Actually, Twilight and my sister had nothing to do with it. It was my idea!
And I helped!
Wait...what...okay, what did you two do to my room?!
Oh, nothing...much...just a few....upgrades!
A little thank you gift for saving the Crystal Empire!

*she points to an ordinary looking picture frame hanging on the wall*

Umm...thanks?
No need to thank me. Thanks to you, I've got my own palace!

*she moves the picture frame to reveal a hidden peephole looking into the adjacent room, which just happens to be Twilight's room*

Oh....I see what you did there...
Happy clopping....or fapping, in your case!
So...princess...got any more kindoms in need of...heh heh...rescuing?!
You could always rescue one for me. I'll make it worth your while...
Um...sure...I'll...get right on that!
Now...about my gift...It seems you've been having a lot of wet dreams about Rarity....
Wait...wha...how many of my dreams have you seen?!
Anyhoo, I may have "accidentally" given Rarity a few wet dreams...involving you!
Oh really?! Did you make me....convincing?!
Very!!!
You really think she and I will finally get it on...for real?!
Oh don't you fret, Spikey dear...I'll see to it....personally!
I just want to let you know that you two are my favorite princesses!
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me!
Just make sure you get it all on tape!

TWILIGHT KNOWS WHERE DAT FINE BOOTY AT ° ͜ʖ ͡°) !  Click for Context

Ummm...Twilight, why are you hugging my butt?
Cuz guuuurl, dat booty fine! ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That is...
...actually true! Dat booty is fine!

Butt hug. Fart.


T'would be nice~ :3

ALICORN FARTS ARE MAGIC 

And that, Twilight, is where magic comes from!
I didn't realise magic smelled like stale cake and rotten bananas!
Not all magic. Sometimes it smells like burnt marshmallows and rancid milk.....chocolate milk, that is!
Does all magic smell like nasty farts?!
That depends....do you like the smell of Dorito gas?!
Will it improve my quickscoping abilities?
Yes, but it involves T-bagging!
Looks like I'm skipping lunch today!